volcainist:

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via bicuriousbacon)

grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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(via refreshes)

apatheticghost:

r.i.p. more like R.I.P.PED *zombie bursts out of ground and flexes his sick ass muscles*

(via handjob)

mariowiki:

whos ready for some all-star mode

mariowiki:

whos ready for some all-star mode

(Source: dj-fuck, via saraheatsalotofpizza)

(Source: jagkx, via spooktrick)

pizzist:

everyday is a bad hair day for me

(via andrewquo)

officialwhitegirls:

do you ever have that one strand of hair that sticks out of your body and is longer than every other hair

(via trust)

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via saraheatsalotofpizza)

surprisebitch:

me walking past a hot guy

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(Source: surprisebitch, via ruinedchildhood)