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tastefullyoffensive:

Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

tastefullyoffensive:

Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

idioticteen:

listening to your favorite band with your friend

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oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

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capitalistpropaganda:

very excited for some plants on my dashboard today

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huluhooping:

just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight, so as an adult, I had to step in.
they didn’t stand a chance.

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police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

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unclefather:

tylerchokely:

im kinda turned on by mr clean

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